Carvinrite not to be
Posted: Wed May 16, 2012 5:00 pm
Kept getting Carvin catalogues in the mail for years and finally thought, oh, what the boo-boo, go to their custom guitar builder website and design a hot one. 'Have a kind of acquistion syndrome-lite and a custom guitar was sounding tasty...and Carvin allegedly makes some pretty hot stuff.
Thought was kind of a "Carvin-rite," 3+3 headstock, Carvin-Strat body flipped, 2HBs with coil splitters and an acoustic Wilkinson Tremolo bridge. 5-piece maple/walnut through-body neck, ebony fretboard, Swamp Ash body with Flame Koa top cap. Metaphorical dream guitar.
A freaking 6-string supermodel-centerfold-gymnast.
So, 'did the point-click e-pages layout on Carvin Guitar-Builder and then e-wrote them about some other options not on the one-from-column A, one-from-column B, C, D, E...menu.
Here are the options Carvin said they said they WILL NOT BUILD INTO A "CUSTOM" GUITAR:
.011 strings with wound 3rd (they only offer 9s and 10s)
low, narrow frets a la Mosrite
Carvin-Strat-ish body flipped over with longer horn on bottom a la Mo
NO neck shape/depth options
less wood cut out of both horns so they would be less deathmetal-pointy
less wood cut out of the 3+3 headstock so it had more mass and looked less anemic
wood not routed out of center pup position because it was to have 2 HBs and a piezo in the bridge, no center
Pretty basic stuff, huh?
CARVIN SAID NO! TO "ALL OF THE ABOVE."
"Custom" guitars, huh? Say what?
"Recipe Guitars," 'will give them that. Custom...like no way.
Thoughts or experiences with or on Carvin?
Thought was kind of a "Carvin-rite," 3+3 headstock, Carvin-Strat body flipped, 2HBs with coil splitters and an acoustic Wilkinson Tremolo bridge. 5-piece maple/walnut through-body neck, ebony fretboard, Swamp Ash body with Flame Koa top cap. Metaphorical dream guitar.
A freaking 6-string supermodel-centerfold-gymnast.
So, 'did the point-click e-pages layout on Carvin Guitar-Builder and then e-wrote them about some other options not on the one-from-column A, one-from-column B, C, D, E...menu.
Here are the options Carvin said they said they WILL NOT BUILD INTO A "CUSTOM" GUITAR:
.011 strings with wound 3rd (they only offer 9s and 10s)
low, narrow frets a la Mosrite
Carvin-Strat-ish body flipped over with longer horn on bottom a la Mo
NO neck shape/depth options
less wood cut out of both horns so they would be less deathmetal-pointy
less wood cut out of the 3+3 headstock so it had more mass and looked less anemic
wood not routed out of center pup position because it was to have 2 HBs and a piezo in the bridge, no center
Pretty basic stuff, huh?
CARVIN SAID NO! TO "ALL OF THE ABOVE."
"Custom" guitars, huh? Say what?
"Recipe Guitars," 'will give them that. Custom...like no way.
Thoughts or experiences with or on Carvin?