JOKE of the DAY

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Re: JOKE of the DAY

Postby BRRanger » Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:10 am

Ha!

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Re: JOKE of the DAY

Postby dubtrub » Thu Aug 29, 2013 11:13 am

Hey Dennis, how are you doing? Been a long time and a lot of water under the bridge since we all built this place "the Mosrite encyclopedia" for everyone to enjoy and learn. Miss the old days! ;)
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Re: JOKE of the DAY

Postby Dennisthe Menace » Sat Jun 27, 2015 2:16 pm

When I was growing up, I had 4 favorite Comedians I always thought "had class" and "style."
Don Rickles, George Carlin, Rodney Dangerfield, and this guy......

https://youtu.be/NTRhKcjJHOU


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Re: JOKE of the DAY

Postby Dennisthe Menace » Sun Oct 18, 2015 3:53 am

A guy sends a text to his next-door neighbor:

"Bob, I'm sorry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been helping myself to your wife when you're not around, probably more than you. I know it's no excuse but I don't get it at home. I can't live with the guilt any longer. I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology. It won't happen again."

Feeling outrage and betrayed, Bob grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom, and without a word, shoots his wife.

Moments later the guy gets a second text: "I really should use spell check!

That should be "wifi"."
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Re: JOKE of the DAY

Postby dubtrub » Sun Oct 18, 2015 8:15 pm

Good one Dennis! Just like old times. :lol:
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Re: JOKE of the DAY

Postby Sarah93003 » Mon Oct 19, 2015 7:53 am

That was great! I hate "auto correct" on cell phones.
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Re: JOKE of the DAY

Postby Sarah93003 » Mon Oct 19, 2015 7:57 am

In other news.

Two vehicle occupants were admitted to a local hospital after their Smart Car collided with a squirrel. The squirrel fled the scene laughing hysterically. The occupants were air lifted to a regional trauma center and are listed in fair condition.


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My Malti-Poo, on the other hand, wasn't interested in the news story.

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Re: JOKE of the DAY

Postby dubtrub » Mon Oct 19, 2015 8:40 am

:shock: :lol:
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Re: JOKE of the DAY

Postby Dennisthe Menace » Sat Oct 31, 2015 5:15 am

We DEFINITELY NEED this for the State of Florida.......
https://youtu.be/TgQRgT15f9U
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Re: JOKE of the DAY

Postby Dennisthe Menace » Tue Mar 15, 2016 2:41 am

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience..Seeing God
she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43years, 2 months & 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.
She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth!
Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.While crossing the street on her way home, she was struck, and killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years?
Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?" (You'll love this)

God replied: "darn! I didn't recognize you!"
make the Mos' of it, choose the 'rite stuff.
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http://www.thevintagerockproject.com/


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