JOKE of the DAY
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Re: JOKE of the DAY
You guys have probably heard this before but here it is. Q:What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians? A: A drummer
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Re: JOKE of the DAY
What do you call a Drummer without a girlfriend???
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make the Mos' of it, choose the 'rite stuff.
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A C, an E-flat and a G walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, you guys have to leave...we don't serve minors in here. So the E-flat leaves and the C and G split a fifth...
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jfine wrote:A C, an E-flat and a G walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, you guys have to leave...we don't serve minors in here. So the E-flat leaves and the C and G split a fifth...
ba dum...bump!
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...What's black and red, and screaming at the top of the stairs?....
....Christopher Reeve in a house fire....
....Christopher Reeve in a house fire....
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"Politicians are like diapers; they need to be changed often and for the same reason."
— Mark Twain
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I got caught speeding the other day. The officer contended that I had accelerated from the traffic signal at a high rate of speed. So, I flicked my blonde hair, flashed my pearlie whites, and batted my baby blues in an effort to talk my way out of it. Then he took a picture of my dog in the back seat and showed it to me. Case closed!
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1965 Mosrite Celebrity Prototype with Vibramute
1972 Mosrite Celebrity-III
1977 Gibson MK-53
1982 Fender Bullet
1994 Gretsch Streamliner G3155 Custom
2005 Gibson Les Paul Standard Plus
2006 Jude Les Paul 12 String
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what's long, brown, and sticky???????
give up????
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...a stick.
give up????
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...a stick.
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Aaron
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Okay Aaron. That was bad! I'm not seeing the picture that I included in my little joke. Is anyone seeing it?
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I don't see the picture, either - not on my laptop or my desktop ...
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...no pic for me either.
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